Banned from zoo.
Again?
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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