your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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