Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Randomize
