So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
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