I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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