Hey man sorry I got all grabby
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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