i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
Randomize
