who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
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