O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Randomize
