Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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