R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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