I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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