yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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