This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
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