I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
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