FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
