She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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