just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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