try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
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