dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
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