Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
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