He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Randomize
