I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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