you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize
