Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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