My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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