Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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