I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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