She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.�
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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