You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
Randomize
