i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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