just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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