Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
Randomize
