Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
Randomize
