i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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