then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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