Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
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