we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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