question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
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