we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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