I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
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