it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Operation Purity has been aborted
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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