She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
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