This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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