Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
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