i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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