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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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