no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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