My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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