then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Randomize
