I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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